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　　新型冠状病毒疫情在中国及世界许多国家蔓延，更让人痛心的是，与疫情相伴的还有层出不穷、五花八门的谣言，以及各种冷漠无情甚至失去底线的歧视。

　　当地时间11日，马来西亚籍华裔喜剧演员钱信伊(Ronny Chieng)实在忍不住了！他跑到崔娃(Trevor Noah)的脱口秀节目上吐槽，“网上的谣言甚至比病毒还有毒。看来新型冠状病毒不仅会让人生病，还会让人变蠢。”

　　And the misinformation going around online is even more viral than the disease. The coronavirus is not just making people sick, it's also making people stupid.

　　假消息一波未平一波又起

　　节目中，钱信伊一一细数了那些让人瞠目结舌的可笑传闻：

　　假消息称中国红牛、幸运饼干、印尼炒面可以让你感染新型冠状病毒，这些都是假的。

　　Fake alerts suggesting that Chinese RedBull, fortune cookies or mi goreng noodles could give you coronavirus — All of those fake.

　　还有假消息称喝漂白水可以治病毒。吃大蒜、用生理盐水擤鼻涕或者涂上芝麻油可以预防病毒。

　　One false claim said that drinking bleach could cure the virus...Eating garlic, rinsing your nose with saline or putting on sesame oil help prevent the virus.

　　钱信伊毫不留情地调侃道：

　　真的吗？居然有人相信吃大蒜和芝麻油可以预防疾病？

　　Really? Some people think eating garlic and sesame oil will prevent the disease?

　　如果这是真的 你们觉得中国人还会得病吗？

　　If that was true, no Chinese person would have it, okay?

　　这不是治疗手段，显而易见，喝漂白水并不能治病。

　　That's not a treatment for us. And obviously, drinking bleach isn't gonna cure the virus.

　　漂白水只会去除污渍好吗？蠢货！

　　It's just gonna get the stains out, you idiots.

　　见是亚洲人就捂住了脸？

　　愚蠢的歧视行为

　　新型冠状病毒不仅带来了很多假消息。还引发了很多愚蠢的种族歧视。

　　钱信伊在节目里表示，新型冠状病毒的爆发引发国际社会出现了反华情绪。

　　The coronavirus outbreak has led to complaints about a rise in anti-Chinese sentiment around the world.

　　比如在法国，当地报纸为种族歧视的标题道歉，标题写着“黄色警报”。与此同时，在网上疯传的这条视频里，当地居民看到身边坐着的是亚洲人就捂住了脸。

　　In France, for example, a regional newspaper has had to apologize for this headline that used the phrase,"yellow alert," while scenes like this one you're about to see here are widespread of people appearing to cover their face just because they're sitting next to someone who's Asian.

　　CNBC报道称，来福车（Lyft）和优步（Uber）司机出于对病毒的恐惧拒载乘客，只因为乘客的姓名听起来像亚洲人。司机们声称接载这样的乘客会不安全。对这样的耍混行为，让钱信伊忍不住吐槽回怼：

　　重点是不要再把这个病毒当作是亚洲病毒了好吗？是的，它是起源于亚洲，但任何人都可以传播它。所以，如果你非要这么耍混的话你得避开所有人，好吗？

　　The point is, we got stop thinking of this as an Asian virus, okay? Okay, yes, it started in Asia, but any human can spread it. So if you're gonna be a dick about it, you got to avoid all people, okay?

　　你们真正关心的是健康危机么？

　　钱信伊讽刺那些麻木不仁的家伙，你们真正关心的是，收不到货影响你晒图秀猫狗吧！

　　真正愚蠢的是，人们似乎不关心自己的健康危机而更担心收不到货。

　　But what's really stupid is people who seem to care less about the health crisis and more about when they're gonna get their stuff.

　　特斯拉宣布Model 3二月份延迟交付，因为受疫情影响，特斯拉上海超级工厂暂时关闭。

　　It was announced that its Model 3 shipments for February would be delayed due to its Shanghai factory being shut down and the coronavirus fears.

　　NHL(北美职业冰球联赛)用的曲棍球棒有75%产自中国，而为了控制病毒传播，生产 曲棍球棒的工厂也停产了 。

　　75% of hockey sticks used in the NHL aremade in China. Those factories have stopped production to slow the spread of the virus.

　　新型冠状病毒还会影响苹果手机的交货。很多苹果手机和平板都是从武汉地区运来的。

　　The coronavirus could slow shipments of the iPhone. Many of the phones, along with Apple's iPad, are shipped from China's Wuhan area.

　　消费者们会延迟大概一两周左右收到手机，如果近期疫情没有得到有效控制的话...... 哦，不！你要多等十多天才能收到新手机？

　　Consumers could see a delay of one to two weeks in getting their phones if the virus isn'tcontained soon. Oh, no. You're gonna have to waitten extra days to get your iPhone.

　　很遗憾那么多人染病去世，会让你在晚上用新手机给自己的狗狗拍照很困难。

　　I'm sorry all these people dying is making it harder for you to take nightshots of your dog.

　　钱信伊在节目里怒问：

　　你的特斯拉延迟交付了又怎样？

　　And so what if your Tesla's delayed?

　　这周就打Uber了行不行

　　Just take a Uber this week, okay?

　　也许你歧视的那个亚洲人

　　就是救你命的医生

　　钱信伊呼吁西方社会不要歧视亚洲人，他们很有可能还是救治你们的医生。

　　完全没有理由在亚洲人旁边举止千奇百怪。

　　There's no reason to be weird around Asian people.

　　不要歧视亚洲人。而且，他们很有可能都是医生。所以，如果你担心的话 是他们会帮助你，好吗？

　　Don't stereotype Asian people. Also, there's a good chance they're a doctor, so they can help you out if you are worried, okay?

　　“崔娃每日秀”频道12日上传了钱信伊的这段吐槽视频，目前已有87万浏览量。

　　网民留言劝歧视者少交“智商税”，伤财还伤命。

　　顺便说一下，歧视和智商就没同时存在过。

　　最致命的病毒就是蠢，不幸的是，它的传染性还很强。

　　愚蠢是美国传播最快的病毒。看起来很滑稽但也很悲伤。

　　冠状病毒不是歧视的借口。